Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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