is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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