What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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