I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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