Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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