im about as happy as oj after his trial
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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