belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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