Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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