I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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