You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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