Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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