I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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