Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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