Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
dude. I can hear the air.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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