talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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