Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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