I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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