i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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