He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
