It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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