Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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