i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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