I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
