Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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