I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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