I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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