I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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