I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
