please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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