do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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