There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Those nachos came to me in a dream
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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