Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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