Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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