walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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