i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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