A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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