And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
This is my gift to your gina
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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