have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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