And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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