so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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