Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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