His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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