is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
