But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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