you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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