dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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