Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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