Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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