he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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