Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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