I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
God, I missed his penis.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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