At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
